By viewing this page and reading this sentence, you have given up all rights you have and devoted them to the SOUTH PARK "CIRCLE OF SONS."  Now that you are a  member, you must watch every episode of South Park.  If in Ontario or Quebec you can watch South Park on Global Midnight on Fridays.  Elsewhere you can watch South Park on COMEDY CENTRAL Wednesdays at 10:00 p.m..

* Donations will be excepted and greatly appreciated.  All member to this club will                  receive.**..(SEE END OF PAGE FOR FULL DETAILS)

This club is divided into for sub cults organizations, Son's Of Cartman, Son's of Kenny, Son's of Stan, and Son's of Kyle.

The Son's of CARTMAN believe in the sacred Power of the almighty CHEESY POOFS, SNACKY CAKES, and the all powerful CHOCALATE CHICKEN POT PIE.  We believe in dieting only to increase our size and for the pleasure of eating.  Our group can be classified as BEEFCAKES.  All members are certified BEEFCAKES.
 
"FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, YOU CAN REACH YOUR GOALS, I'M LIVING PROOF.  beefcake, BEEFCAKE!!!!"
 

The Son's of KENNY believe in Sex, Alcohol and not much else.  Because of of alcoholism of much members, Kenny members are mostly poverty stricten and very accident prone.  Kenny's members enjoy life to its fullest and are not shy and are very daring at times.
 
"Brr asfa iasdfa  ilhjsa"
 

The Son's of STAN believe in Love, Spirits, and the occassional guidance from Jesus and Pals.  Stan members tend to have sickness in their stomachs when they are in the presence of someone they like.  Stan members tend to have a fear of killing living things, but when pushed will kill even the tamest animal.
 
 

** absolutely nothing but the pleasure of being able to serve a cult spiritual enlightenment group.
 

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